I hunger. Someone feed me.
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I picked up “This Is How To Lose Her” and spent a good chunk of the evening reading it. (Because I figured reading would be better and cheaper than drinking.) I’m gonna need Junot Díaz to stop reading my entire life right now. I mean, I’m not as bad as dude, (at least I hope not) but I’m reading this thing and seeing all of my old relationships. Uncool, Junot. Uncool.
*looks at bank account, laughs and then pours a glass of wine to drown in my sorrows*
My life…except whiskey
Can’t even afford wine. *fills glass with lukewarm sink water* :(
(Ain’t this the ever-loving truth.)
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“Kriss Kross this isn’t. Lock up your daughters, America: these sixth-grade metalheads from Flatbush, Brooklyn are on a mission to rock your socks off.”
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*looks at bank account, laughs and then pours a glass of wine to drown in my sorrows*
My life…except whiskey
I no longer think you’re an actual person.What? Pillows are pointless. Plus I sleep on my stomach. My face don’t need to stinking pillow!
I don’t sleep with pillows either. Quite the nuisance.
**shakes head in disbelief, backs away slowly**
@CleophatraJones
No (well, yes but whatever). I just think I need something different. Everything in my world is in transition and something tells me my online presence is next. I’ll still be online, but in a different way.
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Son of a Field Negro: Summer Reading update
For those interested in the summer reading list, I’m managing it on Goodreads. I started a new account (goodreads.com/bryanbrentus). Add me as a friend and you’ll see the list in my books labeled “Tumblr Summer Reading” (or something like that). I’m still working on it, but it will be final by…
For the late crew…
And for the AM folks…
i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
…I don’t sleep with any.
I no longer think you’re an actual person.
A year later & I still laugh until I break out into the ugly cry watching this. Never ever gets old.
This will always be HILARIOUS to me….
When a laugh comes at the perfect moment.
